Spalding

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.

When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.

by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008

scaldy

To be in a bad mood with someone
Over-sensitive
Easy to provoke
To "scald" someone with your unkindness

Ye have me heart scalded-eded so ya do deh way you go on.
Did ya see the scaldy head on her last night?
He's always a scaldy bollocks when he's off the dole.

by ehhwha April 12, 2013

Scaldy-Faced

Inherent description of caucasian inner-city dwellers' faces (see townie), with features such as: wind-burned skin; small pissy-blue eyes; withered teeth; a vacant, drunken expression; dirt.

The scaldy-faced bastard was dry-shaving in the shop-window's reflection.

by Dr_Faulk November 1, 2005

Scaldy

An Irish word said with alot of emphasis on the "a" sound, often elongated for dramatic effect. The word is the exact opposite of munya and means something bad and it typically applies to something rather than someone, but in severe cases the latter can be applied.

paddy 1: did you get the bag sorted?
Paddy 2: nah, this plug doesn't to tic.
Paddy 1: what a scaldy prick!

by PolishGuy6298 April 26, 2020

Spalty

Spicy + salty.
1.When something salty and spicy its spalty.
2. When someone is acting verry salty and or spicy.

Damn why you so spalty today?

by Holochild January 31, 2017

Spalding

5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)

"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!"

"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "

by wouldilietoyou?? October 4, 2011

skaldy

Dublin slang for bald. Also, ugly because it's too big or too plain.

I'd buy that coat except for the big skaldy buttons.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007