smorgasbord

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky

justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.

by umermyaum May 4, 2019

Negro smorgasboard

Another term coined by Mavis Leonard used to refer to the cannibalistic act of devouring an African-American. Her nephew was devoured in a similar manner and she compares this to the Catholic practice of "mackin on Jesus".

Mavis Leonard: Them Catholics wanna mack on my boy. Like some kinda negro smorgasboard they got goin on...

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Smorgasbord

When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.

by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018

smorgasblog

A blog entry in which the writer writes about several different, often unrelated topics.

In yesterday's smorgasblog he wrote about everything from global warming to what he had for breakfast to how he hates golf to his travel plans for next summer.

by Aibosi April 26, 2007

smorgasbowl

multiple strains of marijuana packed into one smoking pipe bowl.

After the party i collected all the random nugs from around my house and packed up a fat smorgasbowl.

by KushNuggests April 30, 2011

smorgasbord

1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.

2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.

1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.

2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.

by sweetbeejesus June 13, 2010

smorgasborg

A whole lotta shit dude!

It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"

by DeadMan January 20, 2004