smartass

a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.

"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"

by Leanne March 19, 2003

smartassness

The act of being a smart ass

people read into your smartassness and take it for more then it is worth

by Aims318 April 11, 2005

smartass

A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)

I guess this definition makes me a smartass

by whatserface November 25, 2007

Smartassery

Adverb: The art of being a smartass

Blaine was given a certificate of achievement for his Smartassery.

by Blaine Lewis January 15, 2008

Smart-ass

What Joe Biden thinks you are if you ask him to lower the U.S. citizens' tax burden.

While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.

Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”

Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”

Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.

by markwonder August 30, 2010

Smartasseries

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.

I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.

by vvdvla December 14, 2008

Smartass

N. A person who indiligently tries to provoke your thoughts, concerns, ideas, and opinions by arguing and becoming outspoken on their own part.

N. A very outspoken person

Adj. A word describing someone under a description of a smartass

Aaron Littlefield is smartass enough to have earned a spot on Urban Dictionary. Congratulations, you smartass!

by UIK555 February 19, 2009