skoozer

1. Noun: a person who behaves more drunk than he or she actually is, usually after having only one drink as an excuse to act up.

2. Noun: a drink made with equal parts orange juice, gin, vodka and white rum. Any clear alcohol can be added or substituted to "taste." Drinking a Skoozer often leads to behaving like a skoozer.

Behaving like a real jerk, Joe claimed to be drunk; we knew he was just being a skoozer.

by Jeff and John June 7, 2005

skooge

the fall-guy
any type of ejaculation
a spill of any liquid
to screw up
the character on "invader zim" that everyone loved to hate

Dude, let's go pee in that guy's gas tank and let scott the deuche be the skooge.
Dude, you have skooge on your pants, nice.
Dude, I can't believe that you skooged SunKist on my white carpet.
Dude, I totally skooged that test.
I loved it when Skooge got eaten by the monster, it was the culmination of my life.

by f0xh0und February 11, 2006

skojec

To send an email to an extremely large recipient list by mistake. Derived from the name of an employee of a large US multinational corporation who left thousands of employees guessing what was going on when he sent a demand for information they had no way of supplying.

I think I've just skojeced them all with that email! Unsend! Unsend!

by banana3000 July 9, 2010

Soojeen

Soojeen is the korean term for clueless, out of it or dimwitted.

"Tom, you are so soojeen"

by Daisy September 16, 2004

skooj

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

Skooge

An Idiot
Any various ejaculate or spilled liquid
the action of ejaculating or spilling any various liquid on shite
To messup
Invader Skoodge: A cheretor from Invader Zim that is fun to hate.

1.George W Bush is a complete skooge in every way.
2. Oops I Skooged
3.Glad I skooged.
4. I did not want to skooge.
5.Invader Skoodge is sooo so gay!

by griffin.windowsrocks.law804 February 22, 2011

snooje

to ejaculate sperm onto a persons nipples.

Shiva liked to snooje his boyfriend.

by jj snax November 15, 2007