splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013

Slurf

Slut & a Smurf mixed together

Jennifer B is such a Slurf !

by Envyy December 24, 2014

skurfing

activity involving surfing on the beach with skateboard.

Dude did you see this guy skurfing?

by Nkomm January 12, 2020

Splurf

the act of farting out of your dick

dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!

by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 4, 2011

Slurf N' Turf

The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.

I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012

Slurfer

Is a person or other Earthly animal that participates in the act of slurping any type of liquid with a straw whilst lying on their side on a surf board, performing fellatio on the person that is captaining the said surf board. Providing this double slurping duty in open water is a very thrilling experience. Best results in Oceans and Seas with 7/11 Slurpies on neon coloured surf boards. (origin, 1961 in North America, most likely Pittsburgh. Rose up on the underground culture circuit in concert with the Drive-Inn movie era)

Sophia decided to join her boyfriend Zeke while he captured a Surf on their recent vacation in Hawaii. Her impulse led her to instigate and participate in the act of Slurfing. Zeke was absolutely thrilled by the mix of dangerous and pleasurable sensations brought on by the act of Slurfing. When the couple went back to the Resort later their new friends Rashid and Klaus (a same-sex couple on honeymoon) mentioned that She must be quite the "Slurfer" when they were informed of the days endeavours. For the Snowboarding version of this risque but satisfying act (See "Slowboarding").

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 23, 2014