splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

splurf

The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.

That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!

by Liev Love December 26, 2008

splurf

Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.

the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.

by Elsie Gundo August 16, 2005

splurf

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.

“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”

by bobknob October 2, 2006

Splurf

the act of farting out of your dick

dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!

by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 4, 2011

Splurf

The sound made when squeezing homemade slime.

Did you just hear the slime splurf when you squeezed it?!

Yes, it splurfed really loud!!

by Rose Nylund June 23, 2021

Splurve Ball

A game in which two opposing sides sit on beds facing each other in a bedroom. A small ball is placed in the middle. Once the ball is grasped each team must try to get the ball to hit the wall behind the opposing team while still sitting down. If the ball is knocked back before it hits the ground on that side than no point is awarded. After a team scores, two points are awarded to that team and an extra point called Gambozzle is attempted. The first team to reach 24 wins. The game involves drop shots called Jamikas, opening serves called Splurves, and spikes called Splikers.

The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"

by Steve J. Talon April 5, 2010