Şimal Topal

Şimal Topal is one of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. She may look innocent on the outside, but one sweep and swift kick to the face she will knock you the fuck out.
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.

If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.

PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....

Dogukan: Bro, I'm friends with Şimal Topal.

Other people: Holy shit dawg, u a lucky mf.

by Doğkeğn November 3, 2022

simmalaritued

Similarities between one hood rat and another who just so happens to be emotionally related, identifying themselves as "twins". The word simmalaritued is also A common synonym for the slang term "twin" which is someone of close relevance to you that you view as more than A friend.

"Me and Tek are simmalaritued, we twins type shit ya feel me."

by Jaye'Razi Smitthens January 26, 2023

Smeal

The gummy substance found between the toes, especially of athletes (NI Expression).

Had to take a shower; too much smeal

by Paul The Same April 1, 2020

SHMEALIE

The state of being like unto Greg Neil.

Greg was being particularly shmealie today.

by Matthew Van Horn November 15, 2003

Simear

When a girl sucks a guys dick and keeps the cum in her mouth then spits it at a guys face giving him a facial with his own cum

My girlfriend gave me a simear last night

by Matt December 30, 2003

Simea

1. The action of passing by someone you are deeply fond of without making any sign as to recognizing their existence.

2. The act of pretending not to know someone you've slept with/had intimate relations with the night before.

Dude, just go simea. Pretend not to know her.

by Xanalhu February 25, 2011

Simerly

someone who has a terrible name, and has no idea what he/she is talking about

Did you see simerly giving head behind the dumpster.-awesome mosher

Yeah shes such a 5 cent hoe!- even better mosher

by Dropkick Murphys Are the best February 6, 2004