shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

Shredtarded

When something shreds so hard it's retarded. The mental state of it is not normal.

" Did you see that band last night? Their set was shredtarded!"

by zomgdam December 28, 2009

sharded

any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia

"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"

by Alsho Dormingouny December 13, 2008

Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.

A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.

by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009

Stutarded

the combination of stupid and retarded; a stupid retarded person

Hey Syd, you're stutarded

by superdirtydave August 19, 2008

Sharded

When you fart then your poo yourself a little and you can do anything about it cause your playing fortnite

Come on man I just sharded my pants and I'm playing fortnite

by Astral jay February 17, 2019

subtarded

The state of mind engendered by any level of sleep deprivation, most notably accompanied by a highly likelihood of laughing--often hysterically--at something that, with a normal night's sleep, would normally be categorically unfunny.

I don't know what that kid just said, but I'm subtarded enough to think it was funny

by Hipp April 23, 2005