Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".
Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"
by babykiller111 November 12, 2010
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Sharded

When you fart then your poo yourself a little and you can do anything about it cause your playing fortnite
Come on man I just sharded my pants and I'm playing fortnite
by Astral jay February 17, 2019
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Sharded

A word used by the biggest youtuber named PewDiePie. The word means i pooped myself or i shit myself.
"Omg that video is so funny, i sharded"9
by GreenLightening September 17, 2017
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Sharde

The hottest bitch you will ever meet. She is the glue to the group and a voice to be heard. She will be the truest friend you will ever meet and she will make you feel like you're the only one that matters. She has a rocking body and an amazing charm about her, if you meet a Sharde make sure to wife that down because she is on demand.
by askmic December 21, 2016
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Shard

Slang name commonly used to describe a piece of crystal methamphetamine or meth.
Damn, those are some good shards
by addicted March 02, 2005
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sharding

Splitting a database into several pieces, usually to improve the speed and reliability of your application.

Sharding strictly speaking is a synonym for "horizontal partitioning" or dividing up a database table by its rows.

In common use, sharding refers to having some data for an app on one database server, and other data in another. Often this is done by having specific tables hosted on specific servers, with a function determining which server contains the information being requested.

Sharding is frequently discussed with regard to large web based applications, but is not limited to any particular industry.

As a practical example, a WordPress MultiSite installation hosting several hundred thousand blogs could have the tables for sites 1-100,000 running on one database server 100,001-200,000 on another or 200,001+ on a third. An alternative sharding implementation could be to have the 50 busiest blogs' tables split between the first two servers all remaining blog data on the third server. Likewise, data could be partitioned based upon the geographic location of the web servers delivering each blog.
When our site became so popular it kept overwhelming our database servers, we looked into sharding the database between five different data centers.
by Brian Layman June 20, 2011
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sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
by Tyler Durden February 01, 2004
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