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When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

sharded by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

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How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

Sharded by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

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When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.

OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.

sharded by cheekytina June 2, 2008

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Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.

OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!

sharded by UlTiMaTeDoWnFaLl March 14, 2007

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any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia

"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"

sharded by Alsho Dormingouny December 13, 2008

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When you fart then your poo yourself a little and you can do anything about it cause your playing fortnite

Come on man I just sharded my pants and I'm playing fortnite

Sharded by Astral jay February 17, 2019

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A word used by the biggest youtuber named PewDiePie. The word means i pooped myself or i shit myself.

"Omg that video is so funny, i sharded"9

Sharded by GreenLightening September 17, 2017