shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

Shnobel

Shnobel is a Yiddish word that means "a humongous (often cricked) nose".

This hairy Jewish guy's nose is so huge it deserves a Shnobel Prize.

What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.

"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton

by Shnobel January 20, 2009

shcop

simply to have sex. thats it

did you shcop her last nite??? or. did u get any shcops?

by nickboy fia June 23, 2005

Scobol

A shortened form of Scholastic Bowl, played in Illinois.

Scobol is the coolest activity on the planet.

by Trevv September 23, 2005

Scobberlotcher

A person who doesn't leave their house. Usually very lazy, and goes by the name of Nick.

It's summertime and that old scobberlotcher still doesn't come outside!

by Bauvdel1 June 8, 2015

scobes

shittiest friend in the world. will do anything it takes to maintain a constantly decaying self-image, yet has very little self-respect.

Who is that passed out in vomit in your doorway?
it's just scobes. he shat himself too. he might be dead.

by ssssssssss1a1 September 9, 2010