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shittiest friend in the world. will do anything it takes to maintain a constantly decaying self-image, yet has very little self-respect.
Who is that passed out in vomit in your doorway?
it's just scobes. he shat himself too. he might be dead.
scobes by ssssssssss1a1 September 9, 2010
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Social underclass of people who believe the following:
1. Tracksuits are a suitable alternative to proper pants
2. Other peoples cars are fair game for taking
3. Getting pregnant at 14 is cool
4. Moustaches can be grown from the age of 12 without looking ridiculous
Ah man, that part of town is full of scobes
Scobes by Miscusername December 25, 2007
Related Words
scobe scobies scobey sobese Sobeski Scobed Scobee scobeed scobeeing scobel
a really cool guy, originating from melbourne, australia. popularised by mono and meredith culture.
scobes is cool; did you see scobes naked at meredith?
scobes by sarahp September 25, 2004

walker scobell 

walker scobell is the best person to walk the planet. he is a mini version of Ryan Reynolds so big dub. he is funny and sweet and incredibly handsome. how is every girl at his school not in love with him?? Idk
Oh you know the mini version of Ryan Reynolds

You mean walker scobell?
Yeah the really cute one ;)
walker scobell by carocake13!!! March 23, 2022
The SMOKE-ROBES which are Lord Voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

Robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.
Ron "Ahhhh its YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!"
Harry " Yeh but check out his new smobes!"
smobes by Danielle Luxton September 2, 2009

snobesity 

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing
Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."
snobesity by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015

settle old scores 

To get even with those who have wronged you in the past.
This is no place to settle old scores, or create new ones.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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