shob

an event or thing that is or was tight or sharp. adapted from sharp, which became shipe, and then shob.

"damn, them shoes is shob."
"we by the club tonight." "that's shob."
"my stable shob, yaheard?"

by uptown panda April 10, 2008

shob

plural for shibe

i saw a group of shob

by Gizrik July 07, 2018

shob

To be shot and stabbed at the same time.

OMG he shobbed me!! hax!!!111SHIFT

by Aikashiki February 16, 2019

shob

to hangout with someone, normally a close friend.

jennifer: wanna shob tomorrow??
danielle: yes of course!

by koolgalwithabigbootay July 01, 2020

shob

A pretty dull and boring job (more commonly known as a shit job) when the employee goes every day for the sole purpose of generating income but derives no other benefit. Most jobs are in-fact of shobs.

Generally speaking, the shob-to-job ratio increases in an economic downturn.

Want to go out and have some fun tomorrow bro ?
Can't dude, got to go to my shob early in the morning.

by a_fool September 01, 2016

shob

a job in a shop

Im going to get a shob

I want a shob

what a great shob

by Mrs E cullen January 03, 2010

Shobbing

When one is sad/angry enough to cry but not a single tear escapes.

Sue: What were you doing last night?

Billy: I was shobbing in a corner.

by Cannibalistic Taco July 28, 2012