Schweetness

A combination of sick, sheeeeit, and sweetness. Used to describe a feeling of how cool or awesome something is. Created by Winsloaf Circa 2015

"Private, you've got staff duty on Saturday. Good luck."-Sgt Dickbutt
"Schweetness"-PVT Snuffy Joe

Schweetness by Winsloaf December 10, 2016

schlemiel 

An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right.

schlemiel by thebiggerbiggen July 9, 2017

schlemie 

Woman who has low self-esteem and will aggresively pursue love and affection from anyone, no matter how rancid they may be.

"I cannot believe Jane is with that nasty guy Craig, she has very low self esteem, she is a major schlemie!!"

schlemie by Bena Girl August 8, 2005

schweeble 

A Jewish Pederast.

Billy is a jew who enjoys going to temple also man boy love because he is a schweeble.

Thomas and the other Jews had a schweeble party at temple the other day. Its like a redneck's hoedown with more teeth and less women.

schweeble by SilentEchoes April 27, 2010

schwammie 

The schwammie is a blackjack dealer that takes your money in Las Vegas or any other reputable gambling establishment.

The schwammie is a new dealer that is installed after the previous dealer has been paying the entire table. The job of the schwammie is to get the money back for the casino.

I just got schwammed.

This dealer has been taking all of my money. Schwamm Schwamm.

Watch out for the Schwammie.

schwammie by Udeson January 31, 2007

Schweefer

if you can pronounce schweefer... you are the alternate schweef !

I felt lieutenant coville schweef from a mile away! holy schweefer!

Schweefer by president schweef November 24, 2020

schweezle 

Upon getting your dick sucked by a man or a woman, you press down on his or her's head causing him or her to vomit all over your cock.

While blowing my dad off, he was so excited he shoved my head so hard on his cock causing me to throw up my mom's homemade meat loaf. the best schweezle i have ever given.

schweezle by small dick rick November 6, 2007