Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

The Schmucks

An amazing YouTube group consisting or 5 men 1 woman (do not refer to THAT video), all have something wrong with them tbf, they have a love hate relationship with eachother but are cool cool

Max ‘yo guys we should make a group called The Schmucks’
Emily ‘and have ducks called The SchDucks’
Matty ‘no’

by the rtl gangbang December 20, 2021

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

schnucky

a term of endearment like darling

I am writing a valantine card to my schnucky

by sandra dillon October 8, 2007

Shush you schmuck

The act of Niko and Chunkz who will talk to people and say they are schmucks for waffling too much

Niko ‘how are you doing’
Man ‘fine th.…’
Chunkz ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

Schmuck Squad

A group of athletes that enter a soccer game with 10 or less minutes remaining. This only occurs when their team is up by at least 3 goals.

"Come on guys! Score some goals so we can get the Schmuck Squad in!"

by Downingtown West January 2, 2009

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010