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schmegma 

The gooey stuff under the flap of the foreskin of uncircumcised boys!!
Get your schmegma off the table!

Make sure you clean off your schmegma everyday!
schmegma by Erin and Samantha April 21, 2003

schmegma 

it's fucking sick that's what that is!
mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW
schmegma by jessica November 20, 2003

Schmagma 

lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"
My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.
Schmagma by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003

schmegma 

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.
Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.
schmegma by Sue May 9, 2004

Schmegma 

foul smelling, cheese-like substance found near the clitorus.
If it wasn't for Wild Bill's comments, April would've walked around for yet another week with schmegma between her legs...
Schmegma by Brandi Lee February 22, 2007
A culmination of ass hair, sweat, and dirt which builds up on your taint when there is a lack of proper washing for a few days.
When a soldier is in the field and showers are very scarce, shmegma makes for a good spread for the wheat bread found in MRE's.
shmegma by Bigswell79 September 3, 2003