schmadidas

fake designer, doesn't have to be adidas, just add sch infront of it.

schreebok
schgucci
schpuma

by nadia & amy AKA farny & nadick August 27, 2003

schmalack

To defend one's self by smacking a bitch/trick.

The nigga came at me, so I had to schmalack him.

by Fatman B September 21, 2005

Scamalicious

(Adverb)- 1. A scam that is so corrupt, that it is interesting for the reader to find news on and read about whenever more information is found. 2. When one receives something unwanted through the USPS, UPS, e-mail, or other means that you paid for by accident.

E.g. #1
Employee 1: "Did you read about that huge 300+ page AT&T bill for the iPhone users? Can you believe that? 300 pages".
Employee 2: "Yeah, I did. Totally scamalicious".

E.g. #2
Person 1: "I want a free XBOX360 too!"
Person 2: "No way man, don't do it. It's too scamalicious".

by Morris Levy August 28, 2007

Schmagiggles

A person or persons identified as being in the interim state of limbo between being a schmuck and an absolute, complete joke/waste of life.

"I can't believe I went out with those schmagiggles last night."

by w.u.h. November 29, 2009

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016

schmalevitch

Russian-Yiddish Used like Schmuck but with more affaection. Usually used by a parent when a male child does something clumsy or funny

Your such a schmalevitch

by Zalman Ber February 18, 2005

schmulie

A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates or Persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn't

That babbling kid is a total schmulie!

by Rev. Albert Jones November 8, 2006