schmulie

A person who either a) kvetches and bitches obsessively and without end about topics that no one cares about, like Cuban literacy rates or Persian food, or b) claims to gravitationally attract any and all girls, despite the cruel hard fact that he probably doesn't

That babbling kid is a total schmulie!

by Rev. Albert Jones November 8, 2006

Schmule

An overused expression for happiness.

Jack, "Schmule!"
Lindsey, "Shutup, you use that word too much!"

by Drum44 June 4, 2013

Schmulke

It's that thing when a midget gets exposed to too much radiation but instead of getting angry and green, they turn blue like a smurf and get really nice.

Pronounced: (Shh-mulk)

New York's hottest club is HULK. It's got everything, Endless tuna-flavored fruit by the foot, A man who stares at you through mirrors in a lab coat, Magnum PI's short shorts, and my favorite... A clown car full of Schmulkes!

by SuperSonicHymenBreaker January 20, 2021

schmudied

Giving up on life and all that it means

The man schmudied himself into thinking he was going to graduate

by Mailme unger June 4, 2009

schmuie

The part of skin between your penis and your ass

im going to bite u in the schmuie
im going to do u in the schmuie

by alan December 6, 2004

schmullet

a jewish person's mullet. Not seen very often - sort of a rarity like the jabberwocky.

Wow! would ya take a gander at that schmullet the Rabbi's got!!!

by fauxvian November 7, 2006

Schmuelie

A Poker style play where you check to the river in hopes of catching a winning hand.
Very annoying to other players.

He Schmuelie me on that hand......

by Harry Ballzak September 29, 2010