schnocky

the act of or describing the level of drunk you or your group of friends are

john: what are you doing tonight?

tyler: getting schnocky

john: dude how drunk were you last night?

tyler: i was pretty schnocky last night but i got a story for you

by St.One March 6, 2010

Shlonky

A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen

yo my Shlonky is so long

by Bmagay June 23, 2019

schlockdown

How to pronounce ‘lockdown’ after drinking heavily to overcome the boredom of lockdown.

“I shay, parse the vodka, I demand to have more booze: I can’t bear the boredom of another schlockdown”

by Col Brimstone January 4, 2021

schlongy

God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".

I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.

by Jacques Meoffe February 3, 2005

schlonk

to sleep, a very deep sleep

Man it's time for some schlonk.

Did you schlonk last night?
Yeah man I totally schlonked.

by Brian Ledsinger January 11, 2008

schlock

junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs

She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.

by PuraVida May 29, 2005

schlongy

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.

Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.

by jeff holmes January 30, 2005