Riley Schermerhorn

A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.

Look at that fat ass nerd Riley Schermerhorn

by Riley balls January 15, 2023

schlemiel

A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.

by Shroby September 7, 2006

schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011

schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck

"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."

by sismit April 27, 2003

schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

schmammered

The mix between shit faced and hammered.

schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.

by Samual Pogue August 20, 2008