Smaffle

An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"

That Eric kid is such a smaffle.

by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

Snaffle Gaffle

When a woman reaches her climax, you stick your nose inside her vagina and sneeze

Have you ever tried to Snaffle Gaffle?
No, I didn't want to give her aids.

by Von_Barret October 15, 2010

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

cock snaffle

A quick slurp on ones penis

"Ellen gave me a quick cock snaffle on friday".

by Mike,C April 7, 2006

Smaffle

To furiously eat or drink something.

I'm gonna smaffle that case of beer before the night is over

by Matt Kingstone October 17, 2008

Snafflegag

A really big problem or predicament.

Man, I'm in a snafflegag, my dicks too big for my pants

by A$AP NOL August 13, 2016

snafflesock

Snafflesock is a person that loves to eat, draw and her dick size is bigger than chipsbeatskids dick.

Wow it's Snafflesock! Her dick is big though.

by snafflesock May 8, 2020