anal cave dweller

A person who spends a lot of time in the anal cave

"Rick Norman is a right old anal cave dweller...
hes been dwelling in that anal cave for so long hes got frackers the size of stalagtites".

by Mike,C April 8, 2006

cock snaffle

A quick slurp on ones penis

"Ellen gave me a quick cock snaffle on friday".

by Mike,C April 7, 2006