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Scarffle 

The gurgle sound in the esophogus before air expells from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp.
Did you hear that? I scarffled..
Scarffle by Peanutbrittlefart August 14, 2010

shit scarffed 

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface
You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
shit scarffed by Topher9007 February 5, 2014

snarfflegagging

snarflegaggin', snarfflegagging, snarfflegagged

1. the sound that whipped cream makes as it sputters out the last bits of cream.

2. to clumsily drop and break something
"Don't mind me I am just snarfflegagging over here"

"Did you just snarfflegag?"

snarffler 

A person who loves to eat ass but prefers it dirty.
Wow you”d have to be a snarffler to wanna eat that ass!
snarffler by Malicost November 12, 2020

snarffle 

The wrinkling of the nose along with a pig snort in utter exasperation.
Richard snarffled when his explanation was interrupted by the angry manager.
snarffle by nawlinsgal April 24, 2010
To steal a small or insignificant object, or to steal something that belongs to someone who will not care upon discovering that the object was stolen. The definition denotes theft, but maybe not morally wrong theft.
"I scaffled a donut from Bob, he had too many to eat anyway."

"Fred scaffled that half-empty can of spray paint."
Scaffle by Samolio January 27, 2006