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Scarffle 

The gurgle sound in the esophagus before air expels from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp. An uncontrolled gastrointestinal reaction.
Did you hear that? I scarffled..
Scarffle by Peanutbrittlefart August 25, 2010
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Scarffle 

The gurgle sound in the esophogus before air expells from the throat. Sometimes results in a burp.
Did you hear that? I scarffled..
Scarffle by Peanutbrittlefart August 14, 2010

shit scarffed 

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface
You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
shit scarffed by Topher9007 February 5, 2014

snarfflegagging

snarflegaggin', snarfflegagging, snarfflegagged

1. the sound that whipped cream makes as it sputters out the last bits of cream.

2. to clumsily drop and break something
"Don't mind me I am just snarfflegagging over here"

"Did you just snarfflegag?"

snarffler 

A person who loves to eat ass but prefers it dirty.
Wow you”d have to be a snarffler to wanna eat that ass!
snarffler by Malicost November 12, 2020

snarffle 

The wrinkling of the nose along with a pig snort in utter exasperation.
Richard snarffled when his explanation was interrupted by the angry manager.
snarffle by nawlinsgal April 24, 2010
To steal a small or insignificant object, or to steal something that belongs to someone who will not care upon discovering that the object was stolen. The definition denotes theft, but maybe not morally wrong theft.
"I scaffled a donut from Bob, he had too many to eat anyway."

"Fred scaffled that half-empty can of spray paint."
Scaffle by Samolio January 27, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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