Sand Poet

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

Sand Paki

Another term for Arabs. They look like Pakis but are from the dessert sands therefore they are Sand Pakis

Those Sand Pakis are molesting those camels and drinking their piss again

by GG9 June 25, 2021

SANDAS

Stands for: Suck A Nigga Dick Ah Somethin
Coined by the rapper "Sahbabii"

"Luh' bit' was lookin' so SANDAS
Suck a nigga dick or somethin'
Light the bitch up like a candle
Grip on that dick like a handle"

by datwayblood February 27, 2017

sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

sand britches

A term for old-fashioned trousers that are worn at seaside resorts favoured by the more mature generation.

"Did you see that Wendy had moved down to Eastbourne to be near her ailing sister?"
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

ghetto sand

The fine mixture of broken glass and fragmented asphalt you see in the less savory parts of a city. Its presence indicates a lack of routine street cleaning and frequent occurrences of drunks breaking bottles against the ground or brick walls. These areas are best avoided at night, especially when alone.

I took a shortcut riding my bike last night and popped my tire on some ghetto sand. I had to walk my bike the rest of the way home, I'm lucky nobody jumped me!

by pjnonymous18 September 30, 2013

Rainbow Sandals

The Factory itself is a cultural corner stone but what's inside is more important. Easily the best footwear you will come across in your life. Each sandal is handmade in San Clamente and all have their own unique quirks. The factory/ store is based in San Clamente CA and supplies all the shoes to hardcore surfers. You'll be apart of an elite few who own these uber comfortable, but as yet relativly undiscovered funky sandals. I would recommend looking them up on a search engine as they can last you a lifetime. Visit San Clamente and pick up the last pieces of foam/rubber/leather/hemp your feet will ever touch. Badass shoes.

"you're wearing Rainbow Sandals?"
"yeah dude picked them up last week"
"Well they'll last you eons"
"sweet"
"killer"

by Natanku August 7, 2006