pensioner's leg

A thin, pale, knobbly, veiny penis.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

penistoes

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

by molomer April 17, 2009

Peniscope

A male member that needs to cautiously pop up and survey the surrounding environment, before committing to surfacing fully.

As drunk as I was, I had to up peniscope before agreeing to go home with her...

by Jennicam January 20, 2009

penison

when two penises think in unison

guy 1: dude, that girl is hot

guy 2: dude, she is hot

guy 1: ya, our penises are in penison

by SEXY SANJ April 25, 2010

penistologist

An academically achieved doctor who specializes in the area of the male genitals. Usually these doctors are private and mainly only work with rich bastards.

Kid: Mum my penis hurts.
Mum: Ok hunny, don't worry I'll call the penistologist!

by Jordaninator August 22, 2011

Penisore

A gnarly STD which in fact, makes your penis sore

guy1: damn it, you were right, Jenelle totally gave me a penisore

guy2: I so told you. but don't go to the free clinic, she works there.

by rayrayak February 24, 2011

penisonic

A brand of high definition camera

Go-pro's main competitors included penisonic and Kodak

by D Flawless September 14, 2020