Oilfield handshake

An oilfield handshake is when two men stand face to face with their pants down around their ankles. The two men vigorously jerk each other off. There must be direct eye contact and it's not over until both have finished.

I heard your uncle is great at oilfield handshakes. He really has the forearm strength and intimate eye contact to make it special.

by Skinny Peters m. d. September 16, 2021

oilfield mafia

A collaboration or pure bread degenerate idiots whom decided to deem themselves “The Oilfield Mafia”. Origin remains unknown.

Man, this production facility is fucked up. I bet the oilfield mafia was here.

by Oilfield mafia April 9, 2018

oilfront

oilfront, the new waterfront property around the gulf of mexico

since my property became oilfront it has lost most of its valve.

by hackerrazzi July 5, 2010

ovill

A word to say when a bad situation has occurred and you don't care. Also used instead of O Well.

I forgot to do my homework, ovill

by Kittycatpuppy123 November 22, 2014

Oilfield rash

When a oilfield worker goes out of town for work and hooks up with a women and gets an std “rash”

Hey the crew is going out of town next weeks let’s see if anyone comes home with an oilfield rash.

by Oklahoma cowboy May 27, 2018

Oilf

"Oldning i like to fuck" is said to very old people, who are quite sexual attractive.

William Lloyd Garrison is an Oilf.

by Garrison02 September 10, 2020

Oilf

Acronym for "oldie I'd like to fuck". A gender neutral term for those who don't really fit into the 'milf' or 'dilf' categories due to their gender identity.

Wow the new character in The Owl House, Raine, is so hot. They're a total oilf.

by Jonnie69 July 23, 2021