Necrobeastiality

The act of both committing necrophileism and beastiality at the same time. In shorter terms, Having sex with dead animals.

I think joey has come down with a bad case of Necrobeastiality guys, last night he dug up my dead dog and starting pounding the shit outta him.

by GMONEY5150 September 8, 2011

Necrofaggotry

Necrofaggotry: Acts preformed by Necrofags

What Twink did to Maxipad's corpse after he got hit by that car was total necrofaggotry.

by Skittlezz August 10, 2007

necrofiliate

A term used to describe killing a zombie or a person then carrying, out decent acts etc, touching the boob's of a zombie or smelling its meatcake of said Corpse, then stealing the loot from it.

Dude1:"I killed a zombie man. "
Wasteland psychopath: "dude. You should Fucking necrofiliate that shit. "
Dude1:" yeah man your right, let's necrofiliate all the hot zombie chicks."
Wasteland psychopath" I just necrofiliated your sister yo"
Dude1"fuck you uleh"

by Klatod July 3, 2019

necrobortion

The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.

Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.

by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008

Intercontinental necrobeastiality

It's practicioners fly to foreign countries and fuck dead animals that are indigenous to that region.

For instance go to Australia to fuck a dead kangaroo. Or to Africa to fuck a dead ostrich.

by Bob February 16, 2004

necro post

To bring life to a dead thread; to post in a thread that hasn't had any new posts for a considerable amount of time

Nice necro post, moron! No one has posted in this thread since 1988...UNTIL NOW!!!!

by DarthKirby001 November 1, 2004

No Necro

Used to clarify that you are not a necrophiliac after saying something that would make you appear as if you were.

Yo Marilyn Monroe is so hot, I'd hit that. No Necro.

by SantaMayCry January 24, 2009