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Melanah

She’s very caring she’s so nice.She’s beautiful inside and out she’s friends with everyone,she’s funny and likes to make people laugh and smile.
Melanah said hi to me she’s so amazing and nice
by Boo boo 316 September 14, 2020
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MelaniaCunt

A woman who grifts off her husband. Has no depth. She likes to claim good works like “Be Best” or other phony efforts. She spends her day whining me, me, fucking me. All the while contributing nothing to global society, much her own country.
Melaniacunt spends her time supporting useless people and events. Like the insurrection attempt on the Capitol. Then whines when friends and real Americans can’t stand her
by Sparkdog January 12, 2021
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Mélania

Mélania is a stunning, gorgeous, ethereal goddess. She’s the kind of woman that comes around once in a blue moon. She looks like she walked out of a magazine, striking features, and eyes that penetrate your soul. The most ridiculous thing about a Mélania is that she has the heart and soul to match her striking beauty. Her heart is so deeply kind and warm, she would give you the clothes off her back if she knew it would make your life better. She will nuture and care for you for as long as you’ll allow her, believing every single person is worthy of deep love and care. As your friend she will be sure to celebrate and encourage you all of your days. She is often her own worst critic, believing she can always do more. She is selfless, genuine, and oozes kindness from her pores. She guards her heart, and doesn’t give it lightly. If you find yourself able to court a Mélania, you’ve scored a once in a lifetime chance to know a love unlike any other. She is a hopeless romantic, and a giver. She is this way with friends, family, and the one special person who she will give her heart to. She’s a dream girl. She believes in honesty and integrity above all else. Don’t ever lie to a Mélania unless you want to destroy any sort of trust you have with her — and even then, a lie to her would her hurt more than it would anger her, and she’ll probably still love you from afar. A real one. A unicorn.
Damn, he really won the lottery and scored a Mélania.

She’s such a Mélania, she’s the one you want in your corner - you’ll believe you can do anything.

Are Mélania’s even real?
by justicebri5 November 23, 2021
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Melania

cleans incredibly and cheaply but can't read and continues to sing the Moldovan anthem
melania is better than chantecler
by anonymous January 6, 2022
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Melania

A fat, disgusting pig like creature which often eats its own feces and has no morals and will have seggs with anything and anyone.
by anonymous September 18, 2023
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melania disorder

Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.

Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.

People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!
Someone with melania disorder: "I am Patrick Bateman"

Jack: "No you just have melania disorder"
by Codfish4 January 10, 2025
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A melania

To steal small portions of another's speech to borderline plagiarize
Donald didn't mind when his wife pulled a melania because she makes up for it in other ways
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