The emotional state of being in which a woman who agreed to a loveless sham of a marriage to a buffoonish real estate heir in exchange for untold wealth must now pretend to be some kind of goodwill ambassador, advocate for causes she knows little and cares even less about, face daily harsh media scrutiny and international humiliation due to her husband's infidelities, general misogyny and overall inability to truly understand anything, really.
Symptoms may include interrupting cabinet meetings to drunkenly ask the Secretary of Defense if the Pentagon has invented a time machine yet.
Symptoms may include interrupting cabinet meetings to drunkenly ask the Secretary of Defense if the Pentagon has invented a time machine yet.
Me: "Did you watch the SOTU?"
You: "No."
Me: "Me neither, but I heard the First Lady seemed filled with a certain Melaniacholy."
You: "No."
Me: "Me neither, but I heard the First Lady seemed filled with a certain Melaniacholy."
by Joestatler January 31, 2018
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Melanincholy is a result of systemic racism, the continuing economic inequalities, the white racist ideologies and attitudes created to maintain and rationalize white privilege and power, and last but not least, the police brutalities towards black people.
Melanincholy is a result of systemic racism, the continuing economic inequalities, the white racist ideologies and attitudes created to maintain and rationalize white privilege and power, and last but not least, the police brutalities towards black people.
Black girl: Hey what's wrong? You seem down?
White man: I just watched a video of black man getting beaten to death by the cops. I feel sad, depressed, angry and I want to do something about it, but I don't know what to do.
Black woman: Ah, you're feeling melanincholy.
White man: Dude! That's exactly how I feel. Thank you for explaining my feelings to me. I feel so much better now. I'm going to post a black square on Instagram! #BLACKLIVESMATTER
Black Woman: That's amazing! What would we do without you.
White man: I just watched a video of black man getting beaten to death by the cops. I feel sad, depressed, angry and I want to do something about it, but I don't know what to do.
Black woman: Ah, you're feeling melanincholy.
White man: Dude! That's exactly how I feel. Thank you for explaining my feelings to me. I feel so much better now. I'm going to post a black square on Instagram! #BLACKLIVESMATTER
Black Woman: That's amazing! What would we do without you.
by Mahogany man June 6, 2020
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To be 'melancholy' is a brand of sadness that is over thought, prolonged and can be caused by any reason regardless of its the magnitude. It's a very personal, heavy weighing sadness. It has similar characteristics with depression however, melancholy is an insidious sadness. It's more than simple desolation or dejection, melancholy feeds on pensive self reflection in such a low state, reflecting lower and lower on itself until you can't see anything other than sadness.
Example 1)
Person 1: I just went for a 5 hour walk, didn't bring any food or water and just listened to music.
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Person 1: It's 3 AM... maybe I'll just eat tomorrow.
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Person 1: ... fuck I need to stop thinking about this so much, it's making me Melancholy.
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Person 1: I just went for a 5 hour walk, didn't bring any food or water and just listened to music.
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Person 1: It's 3 AM... maybe I'll just eat tomorrow.
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Person 1: ... fuck I need to stop thinking about this so much, it's making me Melancholy.
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by Slerbo October 19, 2013
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Get the anal melancholy mug.Noun: A man who constantly subconsciously pursues women who are unattainable or more so not girlfriend material at all. And through this process suffers heartbreak repeatedly due to the combination of lack of self confidence, paranoia, the need to please and on the females part and outstanding combination of mind games, misread-able flirting and leading on. Broken at that point the man continues to pursue romance with another similar candidate as the previous as if he enjoyed the pain.
Ex: "Aww man David likes Jane?! He's such a Melancholy Masochist, she's gonna fuck him over just like Tina, Molly, and sandra did. and then he's gonna break down and do it again.
by the pain of atlas January 21, 2010
Get the Melancholy Masochist mug.Melancholy is a feeling of bitter sadness. It’s usually seen as a more in-depth emotion, with strings attached. People who suffer from depression may feel melancholy often. It can be used as an adjective as well.
Adjective: Her melancholy smile seemed to hold more than just resentment.
Noun: A feeling of melancholy bathed the island in its gloom.
Noun: A feeling of melancholy bathed the island in its gloom.
by typicalcabbage_ June 15, 2020
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Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.
Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.
Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"
Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."
Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."
by St.Louis April 22, 2010
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