Mélania is a stunning, gorgeous, ethereal goddess. She’s the kind of woman that comes around once in a blue moon. She looks like she walked out of a magazine, striking features, and eyes that penetrate your soul. The most ridiculous thing about a Mélania is that she has the heart and soul to match her striking beauty. Her heart is so deeply kind and warm, she would give you the clothes off her back if she knew it would make your life better. She will nuture and care for you for as long as you’ll allow her, believing every single person is worthy of deep love and care. As your friend she will be sure to celebrate and encourage you all of your days. She is often her own worst critic, believing she can always do more. She is selfless, genuine, and oozes kindness from her pores. She guards her heart, and doesn’t give it lightly. If you find yourself able to court a Mélania, you’ve scored a once in a lifetime chance to know a love unlike any other. She is a hopeless romantic, and a giver. She is this way with friends, family, and the one special person who she will give her heart to. She’s a dream girl. She believes in honesty and integrity above all else. Don’t ever lie to a Mélania unless you want to destroy any sort of trust you have with her — and even then, a lie to her would her hurt more than it would anger her, and she’ll probably still love you from afar. A real one. A unicorn.
Damn, he really won the lottery and scored a Mélania.
She’s such a Mélania, she’s the one you want in your corner - you’ll believe you can do anything.
Are Mélania’s even real?
She’s such a Mélania, she’s the one you want in your corner - you’ll believe you can do anything.
Are Mélania’s even real?
by justicebri5 November 23, 2021
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The baddest bitch of all time. She is very insecure and sometimes she pushes people away who love her. When you first meet her she’s kinda shy but when she opens up she’s the brightness of ya day. She doesn’t know how much people love her. She cares deeply about the people she’s close to. She’s fine as fuck, and someone you’d want to have in your life.
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(Verb/Noun) To copy or imitate somebody else to excess. Used because of Melania Trump's speech, which was taken almost directly from Michelle Obama's.
(Verb/Noun) To copy or imitate somebody else to excess. Used because of Melania Trump's speech, which was taken almost directly from Michelle Obama's.
Damn he absolutely melaniad Jason's idea there, I hope the teacher notices
She totally copied my outfit from last week, what a melania.
She totally copied my outfit from last week, what a melania.
by thespiceisnice November 14, 2016
Get the melania mug.A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.
"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"
"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"
"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"
"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018
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Get the Melania mug.1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).
3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.
4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).
3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.
4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"
"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."
"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."
"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
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