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Mélania

Mélania is a stunning, gorgeous, ethereal goddess. She’s the kind of woman that comes around once in a blue moon. She looks like she walked out of a magazine, striking features, and eyes that penetrate your soul. The most ridiculous thing about a Mélania is that she has the heart and soul to match her striking beauty. Her heart is so deeply kind and warm, she would give you the clothes off her back if she knew it would make your life better. She will nuture and care for you for as long as you’ll allow her, believing every single person is worthy of deep love and care. As your friend she will be sure to celebrate and encourage you all of your days. She is often her own worst critic, believing she can always do more. She is selfless, genuine, and oozes kindness from her pores. She guards her heart, and doesn’t give it lightly. If you find yourself able to court a Mélania, you’ve scored a once in a lifetime chance to know a love unlike any other. She is a hopeless romantic, and a giver. She is this way with friends, family, and the one special person who she will give her heart to. She’s a dream girl. She believes in honesty and integrity above all else. Don’t ever lie to a Mélania unless you want to destroy any sort of trust you have with her — and even then, a lie to her would her hurt more than it would anger her, and she’ll probably still love you from afar. A real one. A unicorn.
Damn, he really won the lottery and scored a Mélania.

She’s such a Mélania, she’s the one you want in your corner - you’ll believe you can do anything.

Are Mélania’s even real?
by justicebri5 November 23, 2021
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