Mcwage

a stupid low paying salary usally associated with a Mcjob. dirves from the word Mcdonald's because jobs there usally pay little unless your in Maine. btw I hate Maine no offense to u maineians, i just think there snotty.

"Dude i heard that John got a mcjob and cant support himself on the mcwage hes gettin."

"Screw this I'm tired of doing this work especially on this crappy Mcwage."

by Bilbo Banger May 9, 2005

Mirage

A character in Apex Legends that is one of the purchasable characters. Mirage's passive ability is, that when he is knocked down, spawns a decoy and cloaks you so that you can get away. His Tactical ability is to send a decoy that copies whatever you are doing as him e.g crouch walking or sliding. When his decoy is killed by any means it reveals the enemies location and is useful if you send it into a nox trap, revealing the Caustic's location. His ultimate is Vanishing Act, which cloaks him and sends out a team of decoys to distract the enemies, making ambushes, sneak attacks, or escapes, but shooting de-activates the cloak.

Mirage: *Sends out a decoy*
Mirage: Go bambloo, Babool, bandoo- Go trick them!

by Dededestructive October 17, 2019

Internet mirage

In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.

Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"

Computer: "David is now offline."

Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"

by Gik130 July 11, 2011

Stink Mirage

The effect that occurs when a fart is so nasty that it leaves a haze in the air. It can also leave a horrible taste in one's mouth, should they be breathing through the mouth when they walk into the stink mirage.

"Man, I walked right into that stink mirage! Dude needs to stop eating that nasty protein powder."

by Huh how did i get here January 22, 2014

Pull a McRae

To overreact to the incorrect perception of misfortune.

"STOP, EVERYBODY! CHECK YOUR COATS. Mine's missing again. Oh wait, nevermind."
"Relax, don't Pull a McRae."

by Tanner Frederick February 14, 2008

Mirage

A beautiful and sexy young women that loves attention and constantly puts her all in to thing but she always seems to get hurt. She is always caring for others feeling rather than her own. she likes to act hard but deep down inside she is very soft.

Did you see that girl Mirage she is gorgeous .

by Miragelilove f January 13, 2018

Fart Mirage

The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.

Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.

by Jonezz Flamly April 15, 2011