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used when something is majorly funny.
-Those Jason Derulo fell from the stairs fucking sends

sends me 

To burst out with laughter
“The part when her wig gets snatched sends me every time”

“Bitch, when she got dragged and screamed; that shit sent me flying out the window
sends me by A large May 24, 2018

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

National Abby sends Michael nudes day 

A day where it is mandatory for Michael to receive nudes or else he will die of hornyness.
Michael it is National Abby sends Michael nudes day so,I’m going to give you nudes today because I don’t want you to die

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Alright.

God sends meat and the devil sends cookies 

Although the meat or offer that God offers is not as tempting at the deliciously tempting cookies the devil offers, the devil's offer of cookies will leave you with consequences like obesity and diabetes while God's offer of meat will leave you with nutrients and more benefits in the long run.
You should really look at your options much closer, after all, god sends meat and the devil sends cookies.