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Manifesto boy 

When a guy feels rejected by the female race and starts killing females until he is killed himself.
Girl 1:I'm staying away from that Michael. I think he might just be a manifesto boy
Girl2:I know I think he's a woman hater
Girl 1: we'll he calls me up crying how I don't appreciate him and calls me a worthless whore
Girl2: ya he's a weirdo
Manifesto boy by FAWKGIRL July 14, 2014
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The Communist Manifesto 

The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit
Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto

manifestorbation

To manifest anything into existence while touching oneself sexual. A form of sex magic.
I use manifestorbation to bring money into my life in the bath tub every night.
manifestorbation by Wrdevil October 13, 2021

manifesto presto 

Manifesto presto is a saying that would be used after you manifest a affirmation or after you manifest something you desire or spoke of or even thought of.
If you create a affirmation board and focus intently, you potentially can Manifesto Presto one of your affirmations

When something you were thinking about just ends up happening

An almost instantaneous Manifest of a intention
manifesto presto by Aeusllc November 17, 2022

Pesto Manifesto 

(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.

Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.

No cure.
As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.
Pesto Manifesto by nolandc September 20, 2019

The Basic Bitch Manifesto 

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.
Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.

Communist Manifesto 

being religious do you have your own system of everything
I put Karl Marx's famous Communist Manifesto in the religious section
Communist Manifesto by FlareK7 November 22, 2020