FAWKGIRL's definitions

Mungspritzer

Tonic water with your Mung.

When you insert a hose vaginally into the dead corpse and fill it with tonic water before inserting your straw into the vagina and have yourself a Mungspritzer instead of plain old Mung.

by FAWKGIRL January 5, 2014

Sloper

What a person is called ,when they have lived in Sunnyslope, Arizona... their whole life.

person 1:Wow you still live in Sunnyslope?
person 2: yes
person 1: what a sloper ,you've become !
person 2: :(

by FAWKGIRL January 6, 2014

controllogent

A controlling and arrogant male.

Person #1: says "you are not wearing that sweater when you go out with me, change right now!
Person #2:says back "who do you think you are, I will wear what I want, stop being such a controllogent!"

by FAWKGIRL January 9, 2014

bottom keeper

Someone you keep around just in case your current relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend falls apart. Thus saving you the work and search of your partner for your"rebound relationship".

Guy 1: Who's that ugly chick I always see you with when your not with your girlfriend?
Guy2: That's Tracy, shes just a bottom keeper, you know kinda like a "bottom feeder".
Guy1: Ha Ha.

by FAWKGIRL January 10, 2014

tinhead

Someone that smokes their dope off of

tinfoil.

guy 1: Dude what happened to Mark, he seems so spaced out.
guy 2: Didn't you know he's a tinhead now? Smoking crack off of tinfoil its destroying his brain.
guy1: what a idiot!

by FAWKGIRL January 12, 2014

feeder goat

A goat that is microscopic in size and lives in untrimmed or unshaven pubic hair. It feeds off of crumbs from food, lice, crabs, or ANYTHING dropped into the pubic hair.

Girl: " My moms bush is like a forest its so big and gross, and I think she has feeder goats now!
Boy: "ewwwwwww"

by FAWKGIRL January 14, 2014

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014