The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit
Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto
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One of the most influential political, social and economic texts of all time and the most influential one in the 20th century written in 1848 by german philosophers Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels. Karl Marx, the father of both Communism and Socialism wrote alongside with his collaborator Friedrich Engels the Communist Manifesto or the Manifesto of the Communist party which is a document that outlines the progression of Capitalism and the detriments of Capitalism on society and the implementation of Communism as the solution. In the end of the manifesto it is advocated the overthrow of all existing social conditions and for the workers of the world to unite and to seize the means of production to pave way for the transition from Capitalism to Socialism and ultimately to Communism.
"The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles".
-Karl Marx
"Accumulation of wealth at one pole is at the same time accumulation of misery, agony of toil, slavery, ignorance, brutality, mental degradation, at the opposite pole." -Karl Marx

Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite! -Karl Marx

One of the most accepted definitions of Communism is the strictly theoretical system imagined by Karl Marx in which all of society, all of economics and all politics are combined into one, perfect, classless, automatic, government-less system based on common ownership of all economic means of production, and social sameness. To achieve this utopian dream, Karl Marx and Frederich Engels wrote the "Communist Manifesto" to inspire violent revolution everywhere.
Communism, as such, does not exist, has never existed, and perhaps may never exist.
Communism has failed so far to fulfill its promise of an egalitarian society based on working-class values.
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Karl Marx's political platform, outlining his beliefs about Communism.
Stalin did not agree with many of the principals in the Communist Manifesto, so he made his own up.
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A document writen by Karl Marx AND Frederick Engels describing their ideal Communist soceity.
The Communist Manifesto is some confusing shit. I hate "isms"
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being religious do you have your own system of everything
I put Karl Marx's famous Communist Manifesto in the religious section
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the most beautiful item in the world so beautiful the capitalist fucks had to go and shut it down. FUCK YOU CAPITALISM
person 1: what is your favorite book
person 2: the Communist Manifesto
person 1: good book
*communist anthem plays in background*
person 2: a good book indeed
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A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags
James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto
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