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kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.
John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.
by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020
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kerpwn

kerpwn, kerpwning
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.

kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.

kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.

Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."
kerpwn: "I plan to kerpwn the competition in this tournament."

kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."

kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."

kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."
by Ruloi April 4, 2004
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kerplunk

A game where one climbs on top of the stall walls in a public restroom and takes a shit while aiming for the toilet below. Named for the sound a turd makes after falling 6 feet into a toilet.
Don't use the middle stall... I tried a kerplunk in there earlier and totally missed!
by JB123456 October 15, 2013
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Kerplunk

A great Green Day album. It ties in with the other cd "dookie" because, as lead singer Billie Joe says, "When you take a s--t in the toilet, that's the sound it makes is kerplunk."
I picked up the Kerplunk album on vinyl yesterday at the music store.
by Haushinka November 18, 2003
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klept

to steal in a shady, but friendly sort of way
she klepted my drink from my desk.
by MCM February 9, 2004
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klepto

Slang - Short for kleptomaniac

The uncontrollable inhibition to take material possessions from another person.

Also see Thief.
Person 1: Hey, can I barrow your mp3 player?

Person 2: Nope, I left in my dorm room and some stupid klepto came by and ripped me off.

Person 2: That smells out loud man!

Person 1: Tell me about it!

Person 2: I think I just did.
by macgordon July 31, 2004
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Kerplunk

the sound of a huge shit hitting the toilet water after 5 days of constapation; a splash that hits your anus after dropping a terd
Maia wished she could go kerplunk right now but she's had one too many fudgepacks - it's stuck up there!
by Chris & Maia July 13, 2002
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