kerp

kerp is the combination of every potty word that has ever existed since the beginning of time.

bob:hey dude i forgot the get the tickets for the game

gerald: kerp you

by waffle4463 May 12, 2013

kerp

A term for when you performed an action that deems everyones approval.

"Man! You SO just KERPED that kid! UP FIVE!"

by Josh November 22, 2004

Kerp

To have bloody sex

It's that time of the month, but I can't wait to kerp tonight!

by Jolee84 May 20, 2016

Kerp

Australian slang for enormous penis.

Mandy. ‘I saw Josh skinny dipping in the local waterhole. Wow, what a penis.’

Kelly, ‘Yeah, I’ve taken that kerp on more than me occasion.’

by Josho July 9, 2023

kerp

its kerp

Thats very kerp.

by inserdeft August 26, 2025

kerpuke

When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth

*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.

by Jeyde September 27, 2005

kerpwnt

To be owned.

j00 got uber kerpwnt!

by nocturnal January 23, 2003