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noun - a distinct, relatively high-pitched sound made by an individual or group of people to indicate pleasure derived from the way things are turning out in any given situation, one's present circumstances or an event that just transpired or that one just became aware of, or the prospect of such pleasure; pronounced "du-duuu!!" with the second syllable at a lower pitch than the first.

verb - the act of making a relatively high-pitched sound (pronounced "du-duuu!!" with the second syllable at a lower pitch than the first) as an expression of pleasure derived from the way things are turning out in any given situation, one's present circumstances or an event that just transpired or that one just became aware of, or the prospect of such pleasure.
noun - now THAT deserves a Klerp!

verb - Did I just hear somebody Klerp?
Klerp by Mayí~Ari October 16, 2008
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klerp box 

A fax machine, from the sound produced when one presses the keys do dial a call.
I need to get on the klerp box---gotta get this fax out before noon!
klerp box by pentozali January 18, 2009
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Kleopatra 

Usually a smart, sexy, sophisticated woman, who is drop dead gorgeous.
Named after Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile.
"That girl is SO Kleopatra!"
Kleopatra by NeonGlowStik October 9, 2008

Kleptach 

A place where you kick Hawkeyes.
Kick 'em in the Kleptach!
Kleptach by Awasux September 10, 2012
Klep (verb), to steal. Derived from the Greek word klepto, meaning to steal.

Klep (noun) a thief.
Jake was trying to klep someone's phone but he got caught.
Klep by Zipdox June 2, 2021
When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth
*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.
kerpuke by Jeyde September 27, 2005

Klepentomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.
That woman is a Klepentomaniac.