The Illusion

The illusion is a spin off from the ghost. This shall be performed while at night on a full moon this only will work if you have a twin brother. While you and your significant other are to be doing doggie in-front of a window act as of you have dropped something. Then proceeded to quickly and quietly leave while your brother and you switch places. Once you have made it outside walk around to the window and proceed to wave at your partner. She will most likely look around in a confused state but see your twin brother in your place and be the upmost confused.

Danny last night we completely ghosted my girl, yes The Illusion was quite splendid (English chuckle in the background).

by Danny Quaker November 12, 2019

Illusory Phat Ass

This is the illusion the majority of basic girls on Instagram and Tinder create in their pictures to make it appear as if they have a phat ass. Generally these girls will bend their bodies close to a 90 degree angle (practically breaking their back) or stick one of their legs out to achieve this illusion. They also will only take pictures from the side or from any other strange angle that can create such an illusion.

John: Dude, this chick looks hot as hell. Look at her ass! I should definitely swipe right
Brad: No, swipe left. She only took pics from side and she’s bending in all her pictures. She has an illusory phat ass

by ClapDemCheekz December 12, 2019

Illusionais

A Group of Illusionists who use illusions for bad deeds like stealing.

The Illusionais have escaped out of prison tricking the guards many times.

by GhostFanter May 24, 2021

Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.

Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.

by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020

optical illusion

seeing things differently than they actually are

I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal.

by gie February 5, 2005

d'illusionist

A smug, sleazy arsehole type of tv 'magician' sometimes known to sit in perspex or ice boxes suspended from a crane for days at a time deluding themselves that they are entertaining and intelligent. They often use TV editing to pull pathetic, uninteresting 'stunts' that the moronic find fascinating.

Those talentless d'illusionist fuckers - David Blaine, David Copperfield, Derren Brown (UK)

by jeng meng November 16, 2009

Rooster Illusion

1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.

2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.

I am a rooster illusion.

by drinkbootysweatplz December 25, 2008