I’m a nonce

Term used by jake Paul to clear up he is really a pedo and he likes touching the Martinez twins

Ringside: say your going to knock out deji in welsh

Jake the pedo Paul: how do you say it in welsh

Ringside :I’m a nonce

Jake the pedo Paul : I’m a nonce deji

by IMABOMBYOU December 20, 2019

I’m tired

‘I’m tired’ is a phrase that you have most certainly used at least once. ‘I’m tired’ is the universal excuse for anything you do since it doesn’t reveal how you feel in intricacy but is still the truth.

(Side note, you’re probably Guy 2)

Guy 1: ‘Are you ok?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired.’

Guy 3: ‘Why didn’t you do your work?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired.’

Guy 4: ‘Why didn’t you tell me earlier?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired’

by limeboiz January 01, 2021

I’m dead

When something is so funny, unbelievable and random, this will cause one to feel metaphorically dead.

Girl: That was so funny!

Boy: I know, I’m dead, hahahahahaha

by abstracted. lmc April 04, 2018

I’m dead

A clarifying statement that one is no longer performing biological functions. Often used to remind someone why they will not be joined for dinner or any other social function involving the inquiring party.

Hey redacted, I had a really good time last week, would you like to go out again?

I’m dead.

by Bricked March 13, 2021

i’m dead

a term referring to when you find something so funny it “kills” you. often used in text conversations with your bestie or said in math class with a straight face. a trendy slang word

that’s so funny, i’m dead☠️

by ztheballerz November 28, 2018

I’m 6

what a girl says when avoiding sending nudes

“send boobs?”

“i’m 6”

by big69daddy December 02, 2019

I’m nice

When a person who is clearly an asshole wants to defend themselves after being called out for their disrespectfulness.

Kat: Sidy you’re going to hell. You’re so mean.

Sidy: I have no idea what you’re talking about i’m nice.

by Imanonymousyoudontgettoknowme February 27, 2018