hyperloop

A circular "loop" that occurs when trying to navigate a service-oriented website in which the user diligently and patiently follows instructions but ends up running in circles without achieving the desired goal.

"I actually tried to navigate the site to pay the $2.99 in case XM radio online is no longer free, but I'm afraid I'm caught in a hyperloop."

by Randolph Scott July 27, 2009

hyperbodick

Somebody who takes an exaggeration, a figure of speech, or a hyperbole literally as a pathetic attempt to make you sound stupid

It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping

Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!

Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!

Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)

by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011

hypermodernism

The postulation that function exists on a plane and will exists above it.

Hypermodernism argues that free will is external to the mind-image (structure-image) and is external most ostensibly to the function-structure-image (skeuomorph).

by zanderfin October 21, 2020

Hypermodèle

(n.) The most extreme or absurd example of a particular kind of personality, character, or behavior. Most commonly applied within the context of political ideology or moral belief.

Derived from the Latin "hyper" meaning "beyond," and the French "modèle" from the Latin "modus" meaning "manner; measure."

The Westboro Baptist Church is the hypermodèle of Christian Conservatism.

by philosophy_dude January 1, 2021

hypertoo

Hypertoo (pronunciation: Happertoo) when a person is confirming their hyper state to another person, but, is also highly intoxicated, speaking with quickness, and has a thick southern accent.

Person 1: Woah, I’m feeling really hyper.
Person 2: What? Dang, I’m hypertoo!

by Smokahontas July 11, 2021

hypermodernism

An art movement which proffers that consumption is an image.

Particularly, it posits that real-life digital avatars are deconstructing or "consuming" skeuomorphs from the periphery.

Hypermodernism posits that skeuomorphs are subcultures and that edge-actors or edge-assets are deconstructing these niche movements from the outside; revealing the movements to be "images of consciousness."

by sandraxine October 14, 2021

HyperWolf

An official goof, who has suffered a moderately serious toe infection

I get a pedicure because If not I would honestly be a hyperwolf

by The_Official_Goof April 1, 2022