hypertoo 

Hypertoo (pronunciation: Happertoo) when a person is confirming their hyper state to another person, but, is also highly intoxicated, speaking with quickness, and has a thick southern accent.

Person 1: Woah, I’m feeling really hyper.
Person 2: What? Dang, I’m hypertoo!

hypertoo by Smokahontas July 11, 2021

hypertonic osmosis 

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.

My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.

hypertonic osmosis by ImGoated April 7, 2021

Hyperpoop 

When you relax your body and mind in order poop really fast because you you've got to leave immediately.

You guys seriously don't want to go anymore? I just hyperpooped so we could leave!

Hyperpoop by GreenLeader December 18, 2017

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia 

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.

I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.

Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia by DarcN8r December 29, 2009

penile hypertrophy 

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

penile hypertrophy by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Hypertoothpickemia 

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.

A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.

Hypertoothpickemia by CatmintTangleTabby October 8, 2020

Hyperthought 

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.

dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i ]hypethought] about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds

Hyperthought by 24grant24 December 12, 2009