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hypertoo

Hypertoo (pronunciation: Happertoo) when a person is confirming their hyper state to another person, but, is also highly intoxicated, speaking with quickness, and has a thick southern accent.
Person 1: Woah, I’m feeling really hyper.
Person 2: What? Dang, I’m hypertoo!
by Smokahontas July 11, 2021
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hypertonic osmosis

Sticking it in your homie or a guy the night before a workout. This allows testosterone to be transferred between the 2 dudes. This method was created by Shulk.
My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.
by ImGoated April 7, 2021
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Hyperpoop

When you relax your body and mind in order poop really fast because you you've got to leave immediately.
You guys seriously don't want to go anymore? I just hyperpooped so we could leave!
by GreenLeader December 18, 2017
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Counter-Productive HyperGooglePhilia

The sudden attraction to attaining knowledge on arbitrary subjects via Internet Search Engines to fill time that should otherwise be spent achieving practical electronic goals.
I should be doing internet research for my paper due tomorrow, but I'm experiencing counter-productive HyperGooglePhilia and have a sudden urge to look up the mating habits of fireants.
by DarcN8r December 29, 2009
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penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding
wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice
by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022
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Hypertoothpickemia

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.
A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.
by CatmintTangleTabby October 8, 2020
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Hyperthought

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.
dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i hypethought about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds
by 24grant24 December 12, 2009
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