Fake Happy

It’s when you’re depressed but act like you’re happy to please others

I feel so fake happy

by Amalia February 18, 2018

Happy Disaster

A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.

I was at my buddys house for some mexican food after I ate I left him with a Happy Disaster.

by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010

happy flapjack

A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.

Wanna go baking? We can have a couple of happy flapjacks?

by Singing Richard November 4, 2014

slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 1, 2013

another happy landing

Phrase used to indicate that a ship has landed sucessfully. One of many obi-one liners

*crashes starship into the ground*
"Another happy landing"

by Lumpyland69 February 7, 2017

happy hour hottie

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..

travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."

by the travinator September 26, 2005

Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.

"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."

by DarthKieduss September 1, 2015