Gumping

The act of sleeping with someone that is special needs

Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister

by Ironheade March 27, 2021

Forrest Gump

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

Gumpit

A fat potato-like baby

Wow !that gumpit is huge!

Is your gumpit a boy or a girl?

by Datishat June 4, 2018

Tommy gums

The act of performing oral sex without having teeth, or taking your teeth out. i.e. dentures

"Bro she took out her dentures and gave me them Tommy gums."

by JustinMoneyWeed November 20, 2011

gimpsmack

1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.

2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.

1)Ed: Adam is such a chode.

Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!

2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!

by shithouserat November 30, 2007

gumpy little geck

Something you call someone who says something completely ridiculous.

" Looking good Ben"
" Justine you're a gumpy little geck!"

by Justineiscool October 14, 2013

gumshoes

Gumshoes are a version of gumboots (also known as wellingtons, wellies, or rain boots) that are shorter in length and resemble more of a shoe than a boot. They are designed to keep the foot dry in wet conditions that are mild rather than harsh.

Her gumshoes did not protect her feet from the deep squelchy mud. She should have worn gumboots instead.

by Rubyateastercamp June 19, 2018