gumpshot

'Gumpshot', sometimes referred to as 'Gimpshot' is a name given to a person who FAILS when shooting a basketball. It usually involves an incredibly gay flick of the wrist on release, followed by the sound of the ball hitting the rim and posession changing to the other team, while the 'Gumpshooter' stands there soaking in his own self-loathing as the other teams scores off the rebound.

kmcao: Look at the state of the shot on lhou8!!!

gmo2m: Dude I swear thats a freaking Gumpshot right there!!!

jcatd: Lawls!!!

by gumpshotblocker August 6, 2009

gumpshonies

Having the will, desire and cajones to take on a task or challenge.

I can't believe Matt finally got the gumpshonies to apply for the manager position. I thought he was going to toil away as an assistant forevs.

by JayGeeZee September 14, 2019

Gumshot

When a person gets very excited about a subject or when they are laughing and accidentally spits/shoot the gum they are chewing out of their mouth.

Bob: Wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Yea, sure.
Bob: A guy walks into a bar. ouch!
Joe: Hahahahah-(gum falls out of mouth)
Bob: Oh dude! Ha, nice gumshot.

by Evangm October 19, 2009

Gumpshit

The shit you get on your dick from fucking a retard in the ass.

He had gumpshit all over his dick after fucking that sexy retard in the ass.

by David303 January 8, 2007