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gumpshot 

'Gumpshot', sometimes referred to as 'Gimpshot' is a name given to a person who FAILS when shooting a basketball. It usually involves an incredibly gay flick of the wrist on release, followed by the sound of the ball hitting the rim and posession changing to the other team, while the 'Gumpshooter' stands there soaking in his own self-loathing as the other teams scores off the rebound.
kmcao: Look at the state of the shot on lhou8!!!

gmo2m: Dude I swear thats a freaking Gumpshot right there!!!

jcatd: Lawls!!!
gumpshot by gumpshotblocker August 6, 2009
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gumpshonies 

Having the will, desire and cajones to take on a task or challenge.
I can't believe Matt finally got the gumpshonies to apply for the manager position. I thought he was going to toil away as an assistant forevs.
gumpshonies by JayGeeZee September 14, 2019
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When a person gets very excited about a subject or when they are laughing and accidentally spits/shoot the gum they are chewing out of their mouth.
Bob: Wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Yea, sure.
Bob: A guy walks into a bar. ouch!
Joe: Hahahahah-(gum falls out of mouth)
Bob: Oh dude! Ha, nice gumshot.
Gumshot by Evangm October 19, 2009

Gumpshit 

The shit you get on your dick from fucking a retard in the ass.
He had gumpshit all over his dick after fucking that sexy retard in the ass.
Gumpshit by David303 January 8, 2007

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026