Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<

Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <

by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008

Gastroperv

A person who becomes sexually aroused in areas of food storage or preparation - Kitchen, Supermarket etc. or around food itself

"My boyfriend is such a Gastroperv, he always tries to touch me up when we are buying fish in Morrisons."

by Edmundo Mariello January 7, 2012

gastrophysics

Gastrophysics is the study of female genitals usuall under a blue or purple microscope covered in mustard by a genie wearing a pirate hat. It originates in Longford town- Ireland. It is more common today in rural areas and boglands.

Jaysis Chhhrist Micky did ya see tha lad down Marty's farm studying daul gastrophysics? Twas something to behold so twas.

by The Gastrophysicist January 4, 2016

Gastrodon

A slug with with a pink west sea form and a blue East Sea form. One of the cutest Pokémon ever to exist

Gastrodon is a water-ground type introduced in generation 4. It evolves from shellos.

by Gastrodon423 January 3, 2022

Gastrodon

The zebra pokemon. It uses moves like Thunderbolt and Air Slash. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. East-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up.

Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.

by gastrobomb July 15, 2011

gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick

'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'

by SushiB March 9, 2013

gastronomy

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell

the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell

the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer

jaden just took a huge gastronomy, must've been taco bell

by autistizar December 2, 2013