Morrisons is a supermarket chain in the UK. It used to be called Safeway. Their slogan is "More reasons to shop at Morrisons" They're colour scheme is yellow(Safeways was red).
Lets all get our shopping from Morrisons
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A Supermarket Chain, Mostly found in Yorkshire
'Lets all go down to Morrisons and get some grub'
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Australian term used to refer to an elderly suburban man, in his late 40s, to mid 50s, possibly retired, who is usually rather quiet, grey around the edges and a good friend to have.

Also, a less used expression meaning "You will burn in hell you are the devil I will eat your children go home sunshine!"
"Let's invite that Morrison bloke to the barbie, Roz."

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Principally a Scottish surname.

Celebrities who last names are Morrison are: Jim Morrison, Jennifer Morrison, Van Morrison. John Wayne’s real last name was Morrison- Marion Morrison. Actress Janet Leigh’s real last name was Morrison. Cookie Monster’s last name is reported to be Morrison - Cookie’s real name is Sid Morrison.

Cookie Monster was inspired by several Morrisons that Jim Henson knew in his youth.
According to Jim Henson he had real last names for his puppets. Cookie Monster comes from a long line of Morrisons originally from Isle of Lewis in Scotland’s Outer Hebrides Islands.
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A Canadian term to describe when a person capitalizes on the incompetence of their friend who has been making advances towards someone but is too incompetent to realize that their target wants to fuck.
Last night Sean was talking to a woman, he walked away after she was looking to leave so I Morrisoned her away.
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the home of many legends such as elon,kliffard,fish,rob,wayne,the morrisons worker formly known as crazy jack and stutley
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Well, there was this really shit supermarket called Safeway. And everyone knew it was shit. Then something happened, and it stopped being shit for a while, and everyone went their and talked about how good it was. But then, the novelty wore off and it went back to being shit, but obviously it was called Morrisons now.

'to Morrison'- to be lame, and suddenly become cool. ( and usually go back to being lame afterwards.
He Morrisons, she Morrison, they Morrison, he Morrisonned, he will Morrison...
Long-winded idiot sentence: ' Oh yeah, Norman, he was a complete n00b, but then he got some Ralph Lauren shirts and his acne went away, and everyone liekd him, but then his acne came back and he told us he was in love with Harry Potter.'
Simplified equivalent: 'Norman completely Morrisonned.'

Person A: 'I have a feeling Norman will Morrison soon.'
Person B: 'No way, he has ultimate real-life acne.'
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