cubic fuckton

A phrase to describe a lot of something.

"Wow, there's a cubic fuckton of people here!"

by Spyke March 25, 2004

fuckton

is = to 100 shit loads

today i have a shitload of work

this week i had a fuckton to do at work

by cliff2001 June 23, 2009

Fuckton

A fuckton is a unit of measure, equivalent to the weight of one elephant, 14,000 pounds, or 7 tons. May vary depending on the weight of the nearest elephant.

Example 1:
Man 1: That elephant looks like it weighs a fuckton!
Man 2: It does.
Example 2:
Son: I'm so hungry, I could eat an elephant.
Son's Friend: Me too!
Mother: Should I make two fucktons of mac 'n' cheese?
Father: That's what two elephants weigh, isn't it?

by jaacuwtai April 19, 2010

Fuckong

New gorilla breed
or
You can't properly spell word 'fucking' at 3:15 AM

I WILL FUCKONG KILL YOU

by coperko May 10, 2017

fucktangent

as defined by eeclayton: when a situation gets so out of control or wildly looses direction

1. He reversed the car at a fucktangent to the pavement: the car was fucked up completely

2. "Stop going off on such a fucktangent, and concentrate on asking the one girl out

by horsebitch July 30, 2009

fuckton

An SI counting unit equal to the combined mass in grams of all the woman the average man would like to fuck in his life time.

Yo bro.. what number is bigger than infinity?

A fuckton bro... a fuckton.

by Dr. Sebs September 20, 2010

fucktangular

To describe a situation that was messy and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways.

Man 1: Man, my parents divorce was a shitshow.
Man 2: How so?
Man 1: I was separated from my siblings, I went with my dad who turned to hard drugs to deal with it, my girlfriend broke up with and my dog died. My situation was fucktangular.

by Issa Idea December 5, 2018