Fucknod

Abbreviated form of the term Fuck Nodule. A total fuck. Someone who is such a giant fuck that it is instantly and painfully obvious that they are such. Even in a group of fucks the fucknod stands out as a particularly worthless and irritating fucker.

The entire cast of Mad TV is a bunch of fucks, but Michael McDonald, the douche nozzle who plays that fag weasel Stuart, is a total fucknod. God I hate that bastard.

by Magnificent Seven November 25, 2005

Fucktoy

A Boyfriend/Girlfriend who is only good for sex.

Hey, Isn't that Austin's new fucktoy?

by Emevas April 7, 2005

fucktooth

Can be related to a sweet tooth with sweets, just with sex. A compulsive wanting to fuck when you see a hot girl.

I've got a fucktooth.

by Sandy Cline January 15, 2005

Fucktonne

Theoretical limit of weight based on the maximum amount of mass that could be considered to still be within the bounds of earths normal gravity.

Impossible to achieve as adding that much mass would alter the Earths properties to the point of altering the gravity on Earth.

Covering the entire Earth's surface with 62 miles of super dense substance (62 miles at sea level, adjust accordingly)

The weight of said substance would be considered a Fucktonne

by Proffesor F Wolf August 11, 2008

Fuckton

A measurement used to describe theoretical objects. Equal to exactly 2 Shitloads + 12 Assload.

Wow, there is a Fuckton of of idiots here.

by Motehr Fucker, I'm Awesome October 27, 2011

FUCKTOWN

FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.

"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"

"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."

"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 17, 2003