Fucknod

Abbreviated form of the term Fuck Nodule. A total fuck. Someone who is such a giant fuck that it is instantly and painfully obvious that they are such. Even in a group of fucks the fucknod stands out as a particularly worthless and irritating fucker.

The entire cast of Mad TV is a bunch of fucks, but Michael McDonald, the douche nozzle who plays that fag weasel Stuart, is a total fucknod. God I hate that bastard.

by Magnificent Seven November 25, 2005

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Fucknormous

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.

V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?

by Funny Moms August 8, 2016

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Fuckpod

Since Covid-19 and quarantine, casual sex has gone by the wayside. A fuckpod is a group of people who commit to only engaging in sexual relations with other members of the pod. Each person has been tested for diseases, including covid-19.

Hey, Mary, have you gotten your test results so you can sleep with John, another member of our fuckpod?

by IttyBittyKittyCommittee December 31, 2020

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fucknog

Any yellowish liquid produced by an act of copulation or its aftereffects including -but not limited to- semen, smegma, puss, mucus, bile, discharge, vomit, urine, diarrhea, amniotic fluid, or any combination of the aforementioned.

She was a contortionist who felched my splooge out of her own chute, but when I donkey punched her, she harfed fucknog all over her parents' bed, so I bounced.

by Mojo Sapien March 3, 2009

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